Metal_Zealot

Metal_Zealot, 4 miesiące temu

Your original demographic has grown up now, GameFreak. It’s clear what they want now. It’s time for you to grow up too and stop being scared of embracing change.

Plus, you’ve got fucking Nintendo money, so budget is NO excuse

Metal_Zealot, 4 miesiące temu

Remember when King tried to trademark the word Candy?

Metal_Zealot, 4 miesiące temu

Lol I forgot about that too! Fucking morons

Metal_Zealot, 5 miesięcy temu

Maybe they should make another Marvel game

Metal_Zealot, 6 miesięcy temu

Switch 2 launch title will be “Mario Kart 8 Deluxe: Complete Edition”

Metal_Zealot, 6 miesięcy temu

Why does every game have to have neon, cute, annoying bullshit cosmetics now. It’s a fucking war game. Even PUBG caved in and became an obnoxious dress-up game. Yea, really helps set the tone of abandoned, grim wasteland.

Metal_Zealot, 7 miesięcy temu (edited 7 miesięcy temu)

No one properly optimizes games anymore. Devs used to have to work with extreme limitations, and make the absolute best of what little they had.

Now with tech advancing quicker than people can keep up with and get accustomed to, and megacorporations like Microsoft prioritizing deadlines rather than overall quality (or the mental health of their developers), that doesn’t really happen any more.

Metal_Zealot, 7 miesięcy temu

Uncompressed WAV files, lol I’ll never get over that

Metal_Zealot, 7 miesięcy temu

…sounds good though, i guess??

Metal_Zealot, 7 miesięcy temu (edited 7 miesięcy temu)

Lol, living up to the Normal Boots standard

Metal_Zealot, 7 miesięcy temu

They made Crash Bandicoot, right?

Metal_Zealot, 7 miesięcy temu

If this ends up just being a Sea of Thieves ripoff, I’m gonna fucking lol

Metal_Zealot, 7 miesięcy temu

Took your advice, censored my keynis

Metal_Zealot, 7 miesięcy temu

Guess I better change the locks at 3005 Bledsoe St, Fort Worth, TX 76107, United States soon!

Metal_Zealot, 7 miesięcy temu

Replace your penis with a key?

Metal_Zealot, 8 miesięcy temu

Can we not give developers the impression that it’s OKAY to release a pile of shit, then spend the next 2-3 years saying “No guys, look, we fixed it, this is totally worth $80 now”

Metal_Zealot, 8 miesięcy temu

Someone just remaster Burnout 3 Takedown please

Metal_Zealot, 8 miesięcy temu

They could sense the layoffs coming

Metal_Zealot, 8 miesięcy temu

The thought does Arise

Metal_Zealot, 8 miesięcy temu

Live Service.
Battle Pass.
Early Access.
Pre-Order Bonuses.
Microtransactions.
DLC already planned for the next 2 years.

If your game has a combination of these, it’s gonna be shit

Metal_Zealot, 8 miesięcy temu

Finally

Metal_Zealot, 8 miesięcy temu

You’re not buying a triple A game anymore. You’re buying the idea of the game they want to sell you, and hoping they deliver.

Metal_Zealot, 8 miesięcy temu

Wow. Doubled down on the “yea were not gonna credit artist’s our AI stole from”. What a supreme douche

Metal_Zealot, 8 miesięcy temu

Lol rip you dummies who bought an EA game

Metal_Zealot, 8 miesięcy temu

That’s, like, the opposite of a prize at the bottom of a cereal box…

Metal_Zealot, 8 miesięcy temu

So many flavours of triple A schlock

Metal_Zealot, 8 miesięcy temu

“but you need to hear BOTH side of the arg-”
No we don’t.

Metal_Zealot, 8 miesięcy temu

That’s kinda like saying PlanetMinecraft monopolized sharing world’s, isn’t it?

Metal_Zealot, 8 miesięcy temu

Yea don’t even give these dinks the light of day, they’ll instinctively slink back to Voat and enjoy their hate echo chamber

Metal_Zealot, 9 miesięcy temu

So, do people actually play Pay Day? All I know is that it’s a game. Haven’t seen trailers, haven’t seen anyone play it on Twitch, it’s like a “fake” game that’s a joke that’s been going on for a really long time

Metal_Zealot, 9 miesięcy temu (edited 8 miesięcy temu)

I’m aware of it like I’m aware of NFL games. They’re just kinda there and offer nothing new

Metal_Zealot, 9 miesięcy temu (edited 8 miesięcy temu)

“Beta” it’s just “Early Access” with less free playtesters

Metal_Zealot, 8 miesięcy temu

If you can’t parse anything from that, when multiple others have proven they can, then I’m not the one with issues here

Metal_Zealot, 8 miesięcy temu

They could have just called it “Game” and I wouldn’t have been any the wiser

Metal_Zealot, 9 miesięcy temu (edited 9 miesięcy temu)

Remaster as in upscaled graphics and leaving the janky controls untouched and unoptimized?? Or as in a whole reimagining that bastardizes the source material?

Metal_Zealot, 9 miesięcy temu

Early access for you means free bug testers for them

Metal_Zealot, 9 miesięcy temu

Something about how luminescent their eyes are bothers me. But their engine is starting to show it’s age, that’s for sure.

Metal_Zealot, 10 miesięcy temu

Maybe port the rest of the series to PC too, let people play everything back from the PS2/PS3/PSP/PS4.

Besides the original PS2 trio bundle for PS3 (and Size Matters from PSP to PS2), all the games are stuck on their original platforms.