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Surenho, do gaming w have some standards

Kingdom Come: Deliverance 1 & 2: 👌🏻

Etterra, do gaming w have some standards

Multiplayer competitive games are a huge red flag for everyone.

ICastFist,
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Cue some LoL tryhard bragging about being diamond for 5 consecutive seasons or something

SaharaMaleikuhm, do gaming w have some standards

Ewww open world. That’s as basic as it gets.

ThunderComplex,

At this point I’d rather play CoD than ubislop assassins creed 43 here we go assassinating again

Cyv_, do gaming w have some standards

While I get the stereotype you’re talking about, I feel like this is a bit mean. Idk. Maybe I’m a bit biased because my stepbrother is basically a halo only type of gamer, but he’s also a decent human being.

Similarly I’m not gonna shit on my old roommate, who basically only played the sims.

ShaggySnacks,

I hate the Sims cause my sims always end up living a better life than me.

ICastFist,
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Getting paid after every work day, never having to work overtime, having random friends is a must-have for promotions, which also come easy, house and furniture are always clean.

ShaggySnacks,

Promotions are easy to come by, can swap jobs without any difficulty, and the only thing you have to worry about is the pool ladder mysteriously disappearing while you are swimming.

Sonotsugipaa,

Your stepbrother’s judgement depends on which Halo he plays, he still has a chance

ddplf,

Look at you, so nice and sweet

It’s a meme champ, nobody’s being serious, you don’t have to light your candle of reconciliation

Stache_, do gaming w have some standards

COD is a roleplaying game! I roleplay as a stormtrooper that can’t hit shit! I’m pretty good at it

theangriestbird, do gaming w have some standards

(also don’t date guys that seem to play certain games performatively like they saw this post and went out to match it) (a friend dated a guy that brought a modded gameboy to social functions and played it sometimes but he never really talked about gaming and i’m pretty sure the gameboy was more about the aesthetic for him than actually playing games)

Soulg,

I like to play mmos, arpgs, and chess. Should my girlfriend run? (joke)

TehPers,

MMOs? You’re a lost cause, sorry.

(Unless she also likes MMOs, then you’re meant for each other)

(Also, /s ofc, but remember to take breaks to spend time together)

jjjalljs,

(Unless she also likes MMOs, then you’re meant for each other)

My friend’s brother and brother’s wife play WoW together. They have their living room set up so they can play side by side. It’s nice they have a fun hobby they do together. (They also engage with real life, but they live far away so I rarely personally see them)

rmuk,

Couples who play MMOs together have that kinkiest sex lives. There, I said it.

Vodulas,

This isn’t always the case obviously, but this can be a neurodivergent coping mechanism. As someone with high social anxiety, having something I can focus on outside the social aspect for a small period can do wonders

Hond, do gaming w have some standards

I killed several really well going conversations in the past by mentioning that one of my hobbies is to play racing games with my plastic toywheel.

Like dont get wrong i'm fully aware that its not a sexy hobby. But if thats enough to tank an otherwise well going conversation for you then i'm not interested either way.

Telorand,

I have to wonder if they’d be more interested if you’d said you fly a space ship with a HOTAS (as in Elite Dangerous).

ClassifiedPancake,

„I like playing with my stick“

theangriestbird,

yeah yeah we all do, pancake, but you need more things to talk about on a date!

t3rmit3,

that’s where the hand on the throttle comes in!

neon_nova,

I got really into elite dangerous at one point. I never got a HOTAS though, but I’d considered it.

How is the game these days?

Telorand,

I wouldn’t know! I’m currently exploring the black, and that hasn’t changed much! I think it’s had some improvements, though, since Horizons. They maybe added a new ship…? Still one of the best space flight sims.

On the other side of the coin, No Man’s Sky added walkable ship interiors to their new Corvette class ships, so they’ve basically added everything Star Citizen promised, just with more cartoonish graphics. Either are still great choices for scratching that space exploration itch.

neon_nova,

I’ve tried no mans sky a few times and couldn’t get into it.

I never grinded enough to get an anaconda, but I did make a few first discoveries while jumping around.

I think my ship is so far out that every time I play, I get bored trying to jump to anywhere relevant.

buedi,

I am back playing since a few weeks after bring absent for 5 years. Got myself Odyssey finally and do exobiology and you can build your own Colonies now!

Korhaka,

Played a fair bit of Elite but now kinda feels like there isn’t really that much purpose to play and most things get boring quickly, especially if you are trying to be vaguely efficient and stack missions or what ever the meta is now.

Doing a variety of different things with my multiple ship and SRV or on foot was most fun and least rewarding. If there was more co-op focused stuff I think that could help too, even if it was just a mission variant that increased enemy spawn rates in the mission area. Then rewards that make the mission worth doing.

mrgoosmoos,

racing sims are a sexy hobby, that shit ain’t cheap up front and also it’s legitimately a good experience

oh I’m sorry I have a hobby that doesn’t require ongoing expenses, takes up little space, and feeds me adrenaline. you’re right that if that is enough to tank a convo then byeee

of all the things to be a dealbreaker, playing video games is… lol. not the kind of person you want to be around. odds are they watch brainrot tiktok and reality TV, right?

AstralPath,

racing sims

oh I’m sorry I have a hobby that doesn’t require ongoing expenses

Sim racing is one of the most expensive video game related hobbies out there.

Ask me how I know.🤣 Jokes aside though, if you’re not competing in iRacing and you’re happy with a decent but entry-level/intermediate wheel its not so bad. It’s not hard to blow 10k real fast if you want to though!

definitemaybe,

Sure, but even so: that hardware isn’t going to be obsolete or wear out for a long time.

Compared with going to a concert that can be $10K for 2 people to attend a single show.

ICastFist,
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laughs in plane simulator setup

IF I HAD ONE!!!

dil,

Talk to them about vr and theyll want to come over and try it usually

dil,

it’s a fat hassle tho and its prob more common now, also youll look stupid lol

ipkpjersi,

Calling it a plastic toywheel probably doesn’t help lol

cyborganism, do gaming w have some standards

Man... I know SO MANY GUYS who would get butthurt by this post. Hahahahahahaha

Bunch of basic bros.

MeThisGuy,

go touch some grass bruh

cyborganism,

I don't get why you're telling me this.

SnotFlickerman, do gaming w have some standards

If he has Disco Elysium ask him who his favorite character is to gauge whether he is marriage material.

(Hint: The right answer is Kim.)

Chronographs,

Would you accept cuno

AntiBullyRanger, do gaming w we all know a MARX

Davy Jones: har har har, yar still ask wigs?

ShinkanTrain, do gaming w we all know a MARX

Dear Engels, you should buy us two copies of Peak. Love, KM

Dutczar, do gaming w this is HIS time
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What is this AI garbage? Those shoes are neither classic, nor soap, nor any others I’ve seen, and I somehow doubt someone made a new model for this.

theangriestbird,

why would Sonic wear soap shoes on the court? there are no rails to grind!

Abraxas, do gaming w this is HIS time

tf

theangriestbird,

This is his time!

FaceDeer, do gaming w "Beehive", an unnofficial, unsanctioned, unassociated Mineclonia server with seed "beehaw" is up!
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Ooh, I used to mod Luanti a lot. Wonder if any of my old work is on this server. Is it just straight Mineclonia?

knokelmaat,

Yes, just default Mineclonia as I am totally new to this game and scene. Just wanted something fun to do with my server as me and my friends stopped playing Valheim :).

supersquirrel, do gaming w "Beehive", an unnofficial, unsanctioned, unassociated Mineclonia server with seed "beehaw" is up!

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