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dual_sport_dork, do gaming w Everyone's favorite game from the 90s
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It was right up there with Full House: Tournament Fighter.

dual_sport_dork, do games w Atari Acquires Intellivision Brand
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You should read up on the Amico and in particular watch Pat The NES Punk’s various videos on it. The entire debacle is hilarious.

The Amico is/was basically an investor scam. Yes, it did eventually turn into an actual product (which is crap) but it was never intended to be a serious contender to anything. The intent was for Tommy Tallarico to get his face published everywhere and pocket/embezzle a significant amount of investor and Indiegogo money.

The system itself is basically an out-of-date smartphone chipset running a cut down version of Android. Most of its games, as you would expect, are basically mobile trash. Other than emulated Intellivision titles, anyway. And mobile trash you have to pay up front for a console with bullshit controls to even play it on.

dual_sport_dork, do games w What are some eras of gaming that you've stopped feeling nostalgic for?
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I agree on the N64, and the problem with it is that everyone is nostalgic for “the system,” but in reality they’re only nostalgic for Mario 64, Goldeneye, Conker, Mario Kart, Ocarina of Time, Banjo-Kazooie, Smash Bros., and Perfect Dark. It’s not that the N64 has a top ten, it’s that it basically only had ten good games total. And bangers though they may have been, everything else on it was crap.

I’m sure two or three people will pop out of the woodwork now to argue with me and insist that no, back in the day they really did love WCW Mayhem or 1080 Snowboarding or the butchered piece of shit version of THPS or Chef’s Luv Shack or whatever the fuck, but that’s the thing: It’s always back in the day, when you were a kid and only owned four cartridges, and you didn’t know any better because that’s all you had. Nobody goes back to play any of the remaining 378 games now.

dual_sport_dork, do gaming w How times change
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'* Except Star Fox.

(And I guess Stunt Race FX, too.)

dual_sport_dork, do games w Nintendo DMCAs Yuzu forks on GitHub
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dual_sport_dork, do games w Quest 1 becomes near-E-waste Apr 30
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Nothing, since they’ve already lied about the ongoing account integration requirements for their various VR products, like, three (?) major times so far. I don’t trust a damn thing they say about anything.

If Meta told me the sky was blue I’d be searching for independent verification.

dual_sport_dork, do games w Quest 1 becomes near-E-waste Apr 30
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I still can’t fathom people are somehow okay with buying a device that is, by design and function, festooned with cameras and microphones from goddamn Facebook and waving it around inside their homes. Like, what?

dual_sport_dork, do games w Quest 1 becomes near-E-waste Apr 30
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There are already third party/open source drivers being developed for WMR hardware, though. Like Monado.

It’s unlikely WMR headsets will be completely unusable after M$ drops support, but A) they will still work with existing systems, B) third party software will hopefully be okayish by then and C) it will almost certainly be possible to “pirate” the Microsoft WMR application(s) the same way it is already possible to manually re-add modules back into Windows that have been officially discontinued.

dual_sport_dork, do games w Quest 1 becomes near-E-waste Apr 30
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“BuT MeTa aNd TheIr MoNeY ArE GOOD FoR VR!!!”

I warned everyone. I warned everyone back in, like, 2016.

dual_sport_dork, do games w No Man's Sky Orbital Update brings full ship customisation and a complete space station overhaul
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Yeah. I liked Odyssey for wandering around my carrier’s interior and really very little else. The combat is absolute dogshit, and that wouldn’t be half as bad if pretty much every on-foot mission type did not inevitably downright require pissing off some faction or another, which then forces you to get involved in combat. The gunplay is pants, and I can’t fathom why there are so few hitscan handheld weapons in a universe that’s all about laser beams and railguns and shit. And then when you’re done with the annoying combat you have a ton of bounties stacked up you have to deal with.

At least the mercenary missions let you just shoot people for the sake of shooting people. But if I wanted to bounce around in low-grav and shot guys with silly weapons I’d just play Borderlands.

That reminds me, I probably need to grind some cash to pay the upkeep on my damn carrier.

dual_sport_dork, do games w No Man's Sky Orbital Update brings full ship customisation and a complete space station overhaul
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What, like Minecraft, still possibly the most popular game on Earth? I mean, all you do in Minecraft is mine the a couple of minerals that are the same on every seed, and use them to make better tools to mine minerals faster, and grow the same crops so you don’t starve, and do it over and over again.

dual_sport_dork, do games w No Man's Sky Orbital Update brings full ship customisation and a complete space station overhaul
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For the cost of that Hammerhead it had better also come with an entire computer to play the damn game on.

At least in Elite: Dangerous the only cost for ships is your time and/or sanity.

dual_sport_dork, do gaming w What's your love/hate game?
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Yeah. You ought to try Magic. We’ve had tons of time to practice the old everything-is-complicated-and-fucked dance; we’ve been doing it since 1993.

The one “saving” grace you can consider (except to your wallet) is that official competitive play allows cards from sets only up to a certain age from the present, with the most restrictive being “standard” which at the time of writing doesn’t allow any cards older than a set released in 2021. It’s not even that the metagame makes old decks nonviable – you’re literally forced to buy new cards when expansions come out if you even want to be allowed at the table.

“Modern” is a little less restrictive with the time span, but still restricted. Because otherwise, there would be no way to contain the pileup of legacy unstoppable strategies and broken combos, plus the combinatorial explosion of interactions between old mechanics and the seemingly mandatory 2-3 new ones added per expansion set.

So casual players (myself included) just play with whatever damn fool old cards we have with a gentleman’s agreement not to be assholes with the game-breaking combos because fuck it, crack is cheaper.

dual_sport_dork, do gaming w There was beauty in the simplicity
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You forgot:

  • Forced to create an account with a password of arbitrary complexity.
  • Get sent a code to verify your email.
  • Have to solve a captcha to put in the code.
  • Captcha doesn’t work.
  • "Your code is expired, please try again."
  • Mandatory shitty launcher that defaults to running in the background all the time.
  • “Severs offline, please try again later.”
  • “You are logged in in too many locations.”
  • "Exclusive: $31.99 $29.95 for DLC content that should have been in the base game! Flash Sale! Buy now!
dual_sport_dork, do gaming w I miss manuals...
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The total footprints of the two cases are virtually identical. The Switch game cases are taller but not as deep, and the DS cases are shorter and deeper. I believe the DS case is basically the same dimension as a cut-down DVD case. It’s the same depth, +/- a mm, with 65mm chopped off the top.

The NDS game case is 134x125mm, 167.5 square cm in total. The Switch game case is 105x170mm, 178.5 square cm in total. The Switch case is also thinner, 11mm vs 15mm. The amounts of plastic used in each is pretty similar.

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