A_Random_Idiot

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Profil ze zdalnego serwera może być niekompletny. Zobacz więcej na oryginalnej instancji.

A_Random_Idiot,

Keith Davids sultry tones will be welcome in any game no matter what the context.

A_Random_Idiot,

I’m not digging those repressed memories up to know what you’re talking about.

A_Random_Idiot, (edited )

The president of Capcom can lick the wrinkles out of my sweat steamed scrotum if he thinks I’m buying another Capcom game after this.

Yeah, games cost more to make than they did on the SNES.

But theres also an absolutely massively bigger customer base buying more games than ever before. So if your big name games are failing to bring in big numbers, that sounds like you and your fellow executives need to step down and let someone who knows what customers actually want run the company. But I bet that thought never crossed his fuckin mind.

A_Random_Idiot,

Have you ever tried not being a cunt?

A_Random_Idiot,

Hahaha.

Sorry, I dont mean to laugh, but where have you been?

The bulk of gamers only care about their instant gratification. If they actually were capable of taking a stand then there’d be a lot less awful companies pulling in billion dollar+ game releases.

A_Random_Idiot,

There is a great vibrant history of people being fucked by false positives.

Which is why the whole “It doesnt make mistakes, you filthy fucking cheater” mentality is astonishingly stupid.

Wasnt there a time when Winamp was triggering false positives and triggering bans?

A_Random_Idiot,

An actual, serious “No, you!”

Oh my god I dont need to be laughing this hard before bed. How fuckin sad.

A_Random_Idiot,

Ublock origin, not ublock.

Ublock origin is the best adblocker.

ublock is a different thing thats no bueno

A_Random_Idiot,

You had to be one of the rare lucky ones then.

I played on PC and it was an absolute buggy, sometimes crashy, mess.

A_Random_Idiot,

Agreed on all points.

And sadly its becoming a practice now.

Starfield is the latest example, While not as crashy/ buggy as Cyberpunk was… You can see the lack of finish, the amputated systems, etc etc, that scream that it is a half finished mess, just like Cyberpunk, and was shoved out the door way too early, just like Cyberpunk.

A_Random_Idiot,

Okay, but you being able to eek out fun from it doesnt fundamentally change the fact that it was a buggy, broken, amputated mess that was released 2 years too early.

A_Random_Idiot, (edited )

yes yes, its the awful customers fault for wanting a product they’ve been lied to about.

God damn big bad evil customers!

Jesus fucking christ, the amount of corpo white knighting these big games get…

A_Random_Idiot,

The way I look at starfield is this.

You See advertisements for a big, thick, juicy black angus burger. Stacked with garden fresh tomato, lettuce, onion, with a side of the best onion rings man can make, for an ultra premium price (at least for those who actually paid money for it, Some of us got it free with a different purchase, and arent so heavily invested in it financially that we’re more free to criticize it, and the ridiculous price for what you get)

So you buy it

and what you got was a thin patty with a texture and taste that doesnt match any of your expectations of meat, much less black angus. The greenery is small, disappointing, and utterly tasteless and completely missable if you didnt open bun to go hunt for it… and instead of onion rings, you got some weird, oily, deep fried brussel sprouts instead.

and the Chef comes out and tells you “Of course the burgers mostly empy. We made it that way because the universe is mostly empty. Get used to it and upgrade your expectations”

Some people might be able to force themselves to enjoy that burger, by throwing salt and pepper and whatever else they can on the bland, tasteless, amorphus “meat”, but that doesnt mean its a super premium burger. and it certainly doestnt mean that its what you were sold, and ordered.

A_Random_Idiot,

its long enough to not have police or cars in races magically teleport behind you every time you look away.

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