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Archive link if you don’t wanna deal with ads and whatnot:
web.archive.org/…/microsoft-nintendo-acquisition-…

Also, Firefox supports ublock Origin on Android (no clue about iThings, but probably everything is reskinned safari in apple land).
Pi-hole is also an option and while it isn’t perfect, it can block many ads at the network/dns level for devices that can’t support adblockers.
prepares shotgun while eyeing new smart tv suspiciously