superduperenigma

@superduperenigma@lemmy.world

Profil ze zdalnego serwera może być niekompletny. Zobacz więcej na oryginalnej instancji.

superduperenigma,

If Pam won’t be coming to the bus for any reason, she now leaves a sign informing you and you can drive yourself to the desert.

Praise be

superduperenigma,

Oh no! Pretty soon the union will be demanding all kinds of crazy things like “stop stealing breast milk from the female employees” and “don’t drive employees to suicide.” When will it end?!

superduperenigma,

Every company you mentioned in your comment is a shitty company that could do with an L.

superduperenigma,

New games: 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

superduperenigma,

“Fuck you, here’s a switch port for a Wii U game. It’s $15 more expensive than the original release because fuck you that’s why.”

-Nintendo

superduperenigma,

Step 1: make some genuinely top shelf, genre-defining games in the 90s and early 2000s

Step 2: Sell out

Step 3: Become shittier than anyone could ever imagine

Step 4: Charge 1 kidney for a shitty in app purchase

superduperenigma,

Walks through front door

Hears pressure plate trigger

Hears TNT hissing beneath the floor

“Oh, you mother fuc-” BOOM!

superduperenigma,

I’m guessing those 5 games include at least a few spinoffs in different genres. Although we saw how well that worked out for Umbrella Corps.

superduperenigma,

Me: finishes final fantasy

Square: releases final fantasy 2

Me: those bastards lied to me

superduperenigma,

“Don’t you think of us when you read the letter ‘R’?” No, I think of a Rhinoceros.

Rough Endoplasmic Reticulum

superduperenigma,

Remember when Apple invented rectangles with rounded edges?

superduperenigma,

Was it actually fear? Sounds more like they have no desire to get into a legal fight with Nintendo over something they have no vested interest in.

superduperenigma,

The virgin open-source engine game dev

vs

The chad Chris Sawyer, rawdogging Rollercoaster Tycoon’s development in Assembly Language

superduperenigma,

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about

superduperenigma,

How is remaining in an unprofitable market a “loss leader”?

Sometimes you gotta take a small loss for the overall benefit of the company/system.

You really don’t think Twitch did some analysis on this matter before making a decision? Or do you just figure that your uninformed assumptions about their financials are more accurate than their internal analysis? Clearly whatever benefit they were or were not getting from their SK business was not enough to justify the operating costs.

superduperenigma,

What negative press? They’re no longer going to do business in a particular market for completely normal reasons. This isn’t some kind of scandal, it’s a standard decision for a company to make regarding unprofitable operations. Everyone besides you seems to understand this.

You clearly have no idea what you’re talking about.

superduperenigma,

Neither does the person you’re replying to. They probably just learned the term “loss leader” and thought they’d sound smart bringing it up but have no idea how the concept actually works in practice.

superduperenigma,

Indie devs:

So many people are still playing it, and many new people every day, I want it to be the best it can be

It will never be perfect, but I feel an urge to keep improving it. Up to this point, it’s been my life’s work, and I care a lot about it.

AAA companies:

So many people are still playing it because exploiting poor impulse control and FOMO are at the core of our game design philosophy. We want it to be the most profitable it can be

It will never be enjoyable, but we will make sure people feel the urge to keep logging in to grind their dailies so their purchase of a battle pass can be justified. Ever since we started allowing pre-orders it was already profitable, and we stopped caring about quality.

superduperenigma,

Because people will pre-order games to the point that it’s made a healthy profit even before it’s even released. Consumers vote with their wallet and for some reason gamers just constantly choose to show publishers that shoddy, half-assed products are good enough for them.

superduperenigma,

“You have the choice to either pay for game pass or not play any games.”

superduperenigma, (edited )

can I tell you something? Waking up with you every day is like a dream come true

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a32e595a-3382-4938-a301-ca8537f67806.jpeg

superduperenigma,

We Love Katamari is probably the best in the series IMO. Beautiful Katamari was later released for the 360, but felt much shorter and really didn’t add much. A lot of the content in that one was locked behind DLC, too.

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