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lemonmelon, w Size Comparison: Pluto and Australia

What is this, a planet for ants?!

dodgy_bagel,

It’s a close-up shot; the planet in this photo is actually much bigger than Australia.

Klear,

Then again it could be super close and the size of a potato.

dodgy_bagel,

Potatoes aren’t usually blue

Klear,

They are if they are moving towards you really fast!

dodgy_bagel,

Imagine hitting that fast ball

mindbleach,

Extremely venomous ants.

Novamdomum, w Size Comparison: Pluto and Australia
@Novamdomum@kbin.run avatar

Take that King Flippy Nips!

Annoyed_Crabby, w Size Comparison: Pluto and Australia

Still can’t unsee Pluto on Pluto

dumbass, w Size Comparison: Pluto and Australia
@dumbass@leminal.space avatar

And thats why you’ll never be a real planet!

nilclass,

Heresy! Australia will always be a planet.

lugal,

No! Austria will never be a planet nor continent. It is a white, European country and I’m willing to die on that hill!

youngalfred,

Absolute size isn’t really in the criteria for a planet though. Pluto isn’t a planet because it shares its orbit with lots of other icy bodies in the Kuiper belt.

toast,

Exactly. That’s also why Jupiter, which shares its orbit with thousands of asteroids, isn’t a planet either.

youngalfred,

Do you mean the Trojans? They’re excluded from the mass calculation of ‘clearing the neighbourhood’ because they’re in a resonant orbit - their orbit is a consequence of Jupiter’s mass.

toast,

I don’t know. I don’t think we should make excuses for Jupiter just because of its size. Pluto’s doing the best it can. Could any of us do any better, so far out from the sun?

youngalfred,

Jupiter does throw its weight around a bit too much.

toast,

Thanks to your comments, I went looking at more about Jupiter’s influence on us and read that most of the other planets are more in line with Jupiter’s orbital plane than the Sun’s equatorial plane (which sounds impressive, but maybe only makes complete sense since the planets would have all initially formed from the same disk). Anyway, thanks

youngalfred,

That’s really interesting!
I just discovered a theory about the cause of the ‘late heavy bombardment’, which is thought to have delivered water to earth via comets.

Essentially the gas giants all orbited much closer, but Jupiter and Saturn got into resonance and flung Uranus and Neptune way out (and Saturn too). Uranus and Neptune flew out into the path of a heap of ice, and their gravity pulled the ice into an orbit that collided with the terrestrial planets.

leftzero,

No kidding. The Sun - Jupiter barycentre is outside the Sun.

Murdoc,

Jupiter was declared too big to fail.

lvxferre, w Big bang doesn't exist.
@lvxferre@mander.xyz avatar

The axis of evil

I’m genuinely unsure if you’re trolling or being serious. Poe’s Law, I guess.

breadsmasher, w Big bang doesn't exist.
@breadsmasher@lemmy.world avatar

What does this post even mean? Did you confuse astronomy with astrology?

wargreymon,

Big bang theory shows up in astronomy, it belongs to astrology instead.

dumbass, w Big bang doesn't exist.
@dumbass@leminal.space avatar

Obviously you’re talking about the big flwop.

tobogganablaze, w Big bang doesn't exist.

Do you really think they would have made 12 seasons of the show if it wasn’t real?

wargreymon,

A show is not evidence, they are different calibre.

Actors on Paris opening ceremony and the althetes are different calibre.

lvxferre,
@lvxferre@mander.xyz avatar

You got it wrong - the poster above is not trying to prove the astronomical phenomenon through a show, the poster is saying that the show itself (called Big Bang) is real. It’s simply a joke.

wargreymon,

Ah, I didn’t watch that show

toomanypancakes, w Big bang doesn't exist.
@toomanypancakes@lemmy.world avatar

If big bang doesn’t exist, then how do you explain my late nights with my husband?

slazer2au,

A series of not as big bangs 😏

wargreymon,

It doesn’t exist at late nights, bc astronomers bang in the morning.

pimento64, w Big bang doesn't exist.

On this day, meds were not taken.

wargreymon,

You are wrong

wargreymon, w Voyager 1 is fully back online months after it stopped making sense.

It’s alien charged it back up, 100%

crawancon, w Using small black holes to detect big black holes

Internet has me so jaded I did NOT think this was science related…

onlinepersona,

What did you think it was about? 😅

Window_Error_Noises, w From a Million Miles Away, NASA Camera Shows Moon Crossing Face of Earth - NASA
@Window_Error_Noises@lemmy.world avatar

Everytime I see this, I can’t help but giggle a little at that magnificent lump, just florpin’ on by, awkward as hell. I love our moon, so much.

7U5K3N, w From a Million Miles Away, NASA Camera Shows Moon Crossing Face of Earth - NASA

I zoomed in… Where’s the Nazi base that one documentary told us about?

You know… Wolfenstein 2

retrospectology,
@retrospectology@lemmy.world avatar

The moon is hollow and the Nazis are on the inside, duh.

7U5K3N,

Better than AI on the inside I suppose

mindbleach, w From a Million Miles Away, NASA Camera Shows Moon Crossing Face of Earth - NASA

Neatly showing off how our moon is exceptionally dull. Here we are, the only dot in the sunbeam that’s not black or white, and our sole natural satellite is this flat dark powder-gray.

And it’s tide-locked! We don’t even get to see all of it. Imagine if Mars had its twin enormous boulders, and they always looked like cardboard cut-outs. Thank goodness for all this water and life and crap, or we’d be a C-tier heavenly body.

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