I’d either be an immortal capsuleer in charge of a space ship. Or I’d be some peasant on a planet that are so unimportant that they don’t even get mentioned in the lore.
I’m a muffifed immortal redneck shooting eypgetican creatures sounds good to me at least my teeth isn’t all crooked wait do rednecks have good dental care?
I spawn next to some weird tower with a princess on top. I see another three stone towers in the distance. The princess tells me to go shoot one of the stone towers with my shotgun. When walking on the bridge, giant log with iron spikes just appears in the air and start rolling to me. It nearly kills me, but I survive. My happiness don’t last long, because I see old ugly witch spawning near me. Before I can shoot her, she turns me into a pig. Scared and confused, I turn around and run back to safety. Last thing I see is the princess that I thought was my ally, shooting me with her bow. I hate Clash Royale.
I find myself on a large, nice, and green felt. As I stand up, I see a stack of cards in the distance. Next to it are seven spreads of cards, each with the top card face up…
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