If you're somewhere near Northumberland, UK, and need a "project" motorbike to keep you busy over the summer, then have I found a deal for you:
Kawasaki ZX-6R J2, spares or repair | eBay https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/335884506898
Disclaimer: yes, he's a friend of mine. Yes, that description is accurate. Yes, his wife would appreciate the flowers, although they might end up on his grave if he doesn't get shot of that motorbike soon.
The unseasonably pleasant weather triggered a memory of a motorcycle in the garage that hadn't been ridden for two months, for various reasons.
Seemed like a good excuse for coffee and cake somewhere. Mostly dry roads, with the occasional slimy muddy section. Then the odd stretch with so much grass down the middle that there wasn't much tarmac left. And a bit that was definitely just a muddy trail, resulting in a loud 'nope' and a U-turn.