absentthereaper

absentthereaper, 10 miesięcy temu (edited 10 miesięcy temu)

I don’t respect any developer that can’t properly render melanin or coarse hair; or anyone who makes excuses for broke-dick hack ‘developers’ who can’t properly render melanin or coarse hair

absentthereaper, 10 miesięcy temu

Just crackers being crackers; don’t even waste your breath on them.

absentthereaper, 10 miesięcy temu

I can’t wait to watch your country collapse.

absentthereaper, 10 miesięcy temu (edited 10 miesięcy temu)

And? PRISM’s been doing that for more than a decade now, and you never had an issue with that.

absentthereaper, 10 miesięcy temu

So where’s your xenophobic indignance at that? “That and I don’t live in China, so I don’t have a social credit file that I care about being affected.” You got a FICO score here, don’t you? That FICO score can lock you out of cars, apartments, and necessities to fuckin live, right? Where’s your indignance about that? Or is it just ‘you can’t trust those damn dirty thieving asiatics’ when American oligarchs bear you so much more potential harm, just like every other Kyle in this thread?

absentthereaper, 10 miesięcy temu (edited 10 miesięcy temu)

If they want my time and patronage, they can learn how my community’s melanin distributes across our bodies. They can learn how to render coarse hair. They can broaden their character demographics beyond ‘what kyles are comfortable with’. Otherwise, they can fuck right off. And I haven’t seen many Eastern in general devs willing to even so much as try. Mihoyo and Square-Enix are both kinda on my shitlist right now.

absentthereaper, 10 miesięcy temu

And like that, the Direct just lost any further steam I could’ve had for it.

absentthereaper, 10 miesięcy temu (edited 10 miesięcy temu)

TBH battle royale racer was already F-Zero’s niche

While you’re technically correct, the literal last thing I wanted to hear when I heard ‘F-Zero news’, the literal bottom of the barrel, was a minimum viable product using 25 year old assets that deliberately plays follow-the-leader chasing genre trends that a romhacker could’ve made.

absentthereaper, 10 miesięcy temu

Considering at this point, I only really care about F-Zero and Star Fox’s languishing, as far as Nintendo’s catalogue is concerned; I’m just not going to hype. If something’s worth seeing in the direct, I’ll hear about it and watch it after the fact.

absentthereaper, 10 miesięcy temu (edited 10 miesięcy temu)

After Destiny, yup. The term’s become synonymous with “increasingly-higher wallet drain with increasingly diminished returns over time, and we’re still gonna need a fully-staffed cosmetic shop and battle pass to get the last couple dollars we didn’t hoover out of you with the season pass’s cost”.

absentthereaper, 10 miesięcy temu

[snort] well ACKSHUALLY–

man don’t no one give a fuck unless they’re already in sunk cost fallacy with that ‘genre’ and its predators

absentthereaper, 10 miesięcy temu

Yeah, no. I already know my main’s not coming back; and I’m not about to humor devs who hacksaw off pieces of the full release to make DLC caches again.

absentthereaper, 11 miesięcy temu (edited 11 miesięcy temu)

Nah correct. We need more Eragons in this era. Saphira might be my single favorite dragon in fiction.

absentthereaper, 11 miesięcy temu

♪ And if you try to fuck with me then I SHALL FU~UCK YOU TOO ♫