No, you’re NOT a real gamer. angielski

No, you’re NOT a real gamer.

I’m so sick of all these people that think they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100 hours in this game, it’s great!” that’s nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ hours in all our games. I see people who only have a Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends.

Also DEAR ALL WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The Sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.

Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers.

Otome-chan,

I'll just be over in @GirlGames playing my non-games because I'm apparently not a gamer. btw I only own a switch but I did play my brother's ps4.

I only play the most hardcore of games like Pretty Princess Party, Hello Kitty Kruisers, and Love Nikki Dress Up Queen.

hi,
@hi@kbin.social avatar

Yes please stay out of the real gaming mag for alpha men

Otome-chan,

Sure, right after all these "alpha men" beat Panel de Pon on very hard. Manly men real gamers shouldn't have any problem beating such a girly game yeah? :3

hi,
@hi@kbin.social avatar

That is not a real game, TopG would disapprove

Otome-chan,

So real gamers can't beat non-games? they should git gud.

pasci_lei,
@pasci_lei@kbin.social avatar

@hi What the fuck is your problem?

pasci_lei,
@pasci_lei@kbin.social avatar

I own a PlayStation 2, a Nintendo Switch, a Nintendo 2DS Xl and an Xbox One S. I also play on a Mac. Git gud scrub.

@hi

hi,
@hi@kbin.social avatar

Ok Boomer, Mario isn't a real game... real games are like PubG, MW2 etc.

Otome-chan,
missingno,
@missingno@kbin.social avatar

You're not a real Gamer unless you're from the Gamer region of France, otherwise you're just a sparkling controller.

Pisodeuorrior,

I'll save this as the most retarded thread I've seen on this site so far, the paradigm of shallowness and stupidity.

When someone will make a stupid thread in the next few years I can link to this and say "well, at least it's not as stupid as this one".

dontforgetthat,

I guess you sadly need the “/s” on here as well

AbsurdityAccelerator,

Let’s keep this garbage copy pasta out.

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