18+ Discandied, rok temu

Oh. So that's what happened to Brother Kemppi! He was a monk who kept trying to join the nunnery, despite not being a woman. This was very annoying, but eventually we gave in and let him join the faction, but sent him out to found a monastery for monks nearby. Predictably he failed spectacularly, and was beaten up and kidnapped by a 13-year-old genie girl within five days. We thought that was the last we would see of him, but we got a ransom request for him about a quadrum ago. We felt obliged to pay the ransom, because of our charitable beliefs, but Brother Kemppi's drop-pod never arrived. He must have landed in this chimney and starved without any of us noticing. What a tragic accident, for which we can in no way be held morally liable!